Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do a season series entitled, 'Survivor-Texas Style.'
The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville .
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo .
From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth , and finally back to Dallas .
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads:
'I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, OBAMA 08, George Strait Sucks, I'm here to confiscate your gun.'
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins
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