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Sunday, December 27, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Survivor - "Texas" Style
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do a season series entitled, 'Survivor-Texas Style.'
The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville .
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo .
From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth , and finally back to Dallas .
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads:
'I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, OBAMA 08, George Strait Sucks, I'm here to confiscate your gun.'
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins
The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville .
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo .
From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth , and finally back to Dallas .
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads:
'I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, OBAMA 08, George Strait Sucks, I'm here to confiscate your gun.'
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins
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