Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

F**K This Guy [PIC]


Monday, April 5, 2010

A Teacher That Challenged His Students Beliefs And Proved A Point

(Got This In An E-Mail)

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked, and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich --- a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade, so no one would fail and no one would receive an A. After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset, and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less, and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too, so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings, and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Could not be any simpler than that. Please pass this on.

Remember, there is a mid-term election in 2010 !!!!!!

Monday, February 22, 2010

"That's What She Said"

Photo Credit: the owner of this blog

Monday, February 8, 2010

Major Parenting Fail

I don't know if you're thinking this, but does it look like this little girl is saluting Hilter?

If so...GOD help these parents.

(Found This On Facebook)

Superbowl Commercials: The Best and The Worst

Yesterday's Superbowl commercials definitely were creative and entertaining. For 3.01M dollars some of the companies came up with some creative pieces to entertain us and sell us their products. Below are the links from around the web highlighting the best and the worst super bowl commercials to appear on TV during yesterdays game plus some links from around the web talking about some superbowl game highlights!

The only place to watch all superbowl commercials (YouTube)

Click Here For The Opinion According to TV Squad

The Best and Worst Superbowl Commercials 2010 According To Time

44 Reasons To Love Superbowl XLIV

Records Set in Superbowl XLIV

Saturday, January 16, 2010

The Cutest Puppy Porn Ever

Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

Did You Ever Notice This?

This Is God's Computer

He doesn't believe in touchscreens or tablets, and maybe He is right. It's all old school buttons and switches for The Dude in the Heavens. [Maneggs]

How To Take Advantage Of Getting Snowed In

Cookie Monster To Computer..."Delete Cookies!???"

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The Funniest American Idol Original Song Audition Ever

How Congress and Obama Are Really Screwing Us In The Ass With OBAMACARE

UPDATE @ 3:07PM EST: Some of this information may be false according to this link

(Received This In An E-Mail This Morning)
(Total Disclosure: Did Not Fact Check)
(If You Have Rebuttal or Different Evidence...Leave In Comments)

Don't Forget To Read The Last Red Section Of The Post

If you are not outraged by this as a US citizen of this country I don't know what to tell you.

-SAS Admin


Thomas Edwards, editor of The River Cities Texas Tribune, was contacted to get legal permission to quote David Kithil's comments. Permission was granted, so here are excerpts from the article, giving EXACT pages and paragraphs in the bill and why it is so bad.

You can forward this to all of your email contacts.  I think Judge Kithil hits everything right on the head, and the opposition you may encounter cannot argue over these points:

 JUDGE KITHIL wrote:"I have reviewed selected sections of the bill and find it unbelievable that our Congress, led by Speaker Nancy Pelosi, could come up with a bill loaded with so many wrong-headed elements.We do need to reform the health insurance system in America in order to make coverage affordable and available to everyone.  But, how many of us believe our federal government can manage a new program any better than the bankrupt Medicare program or the underfunded Social Security program?"

Both Republicans and Democrats are equally responsible for the financial  mess of those two programs."I am opposed to HB 3200 for a number of reasons. 

To start with, it is estimated that a federal bureaucracy of  more than 150,000 new employees will be required to administer B3200.  That is an unacceptable expansion of a government that is already too intrusive in our lives.  If we are going to hire 150,000 new employees, let's put them to work protecting our borders, fighting the massive drug problem and putting more law enforcement/firefighters out there.

"NOW, here comes the good stuff:
JUDGE KITHIL continued:  "Other problems I have with this bill include:

** Page 50/section 152:  The bill will provide insurance to all non-U.S. residents, even if they are here illegally.**

Page 58 and 59:  The government will have real-time access to an  individual's bank account and will have the authority to make electronic fund transfers from those accounts.**

Page 65/section 164:  The plan will be subsidized (by the government) for all union members, union retirees and for community organizations (such as  the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now - ACORN).

** Page 203/line 14-15:  The tax imposed under this section will not be treated as a tax.  (How could anybody in their right mind come up with that?)

** Page 241 and 253:  Doctors will all be paid the same regardless of specialty, and the government will set all doctors' fees.

** Page 272. section 1145: Cancer hospital will ration care according to the patient's age.

** Page 317 and 321: The government will impose a prohibition on hospital expansion;  however, communities may petition for an exception.

** Page 425, line 4-12: The government mandates advance-care planning consultations.  Those on Social Security will be required to attend an "end-of-life planning" seminar every five years.

** Page 429,  line 13-25:  The government will specify which doctors can write an end-of-life order.

HAD ENOUGH????  Judge Kithil then goes on:"Finally, it is specifically stated this bill will not apply to members of Congress.  Members of Congress are already exempt from the Social Security system and have a well-funded private plan that covers their retirement needs. 

If they were on our Social Security plan, I believe they would find a very quick 'fix' to make the plan financially sound for the future."

Honorable David Kithil
Marble Falls , Texas

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

What The HELL is up With This Woman!?

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem

I know this is a little "late" as the holidays have come and gone...but after receiving this in e-mail this morning I couldn't help but share it with you! Enjoy! -SAS

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,

Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."

She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.