Saturday, January 16, 2010

The Cutest Puppy Porn Ever

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Did You Ever Notice This?

This Is God's Computer

He doesn't believe in touchscreens or tablets, and maybe He is right. It's all old school buttons and switches for The Dude in the Heavens. [Maneggs]

How To Take Advantage Of Getting Snowed In

Cookie Monster To Computer..."Delete Cookies!???"

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The Funniest American Idol Original Song Audition Ever

How Congress and Obama Are Really Screwing Us In The Ass With OBAMACARE

UPDATE @ 3:07PM EST: Some of this information may be false according to this link

(Received This In An E-Mail This Morning)
(Total Disclosure: Did Not Fact Check)
(If You Have Rebuttal or Different Evidence...Leave In Comments)

Don't Forget To Read The Last Red Section Of The Post

If you are not outraged by this as a US citizen of this country I don't know what to tell you.

-SAS Admin


Thomas Edwards, editor of The River Cities Texas Tribune, was contacted to get legal permission to quote David Kithil's comments. Permission was granted, so here are excerpts from the article, giving EXACT pages and paragraphs in the bill and why it is so bad.

You can forward this to all of your email contacts.  I think Judge Kithil hits everything right on the head, and the opposition you may encounter cannot argue over these points:

 JUDGE KITHIL wrote:"I have reviewed selected sections of the bill and find it unbelievable that our Congress, led by Speaker Nancy Pelosi, could come up with a bill loaded with so many wrong-headed elements.We do need to reform the health insurance system in America in order to make coverage affordable and available to everyone.  But, how many of us believe our federal government can manage a new program any better than the bankrupt Medicare program or the underfunded Social Security program?"

Both Republicans and Democrats are equally responsible for the financial  mess of those two programs."I am opposed to HB 3200 for a number of reasons. 

To start with, it is estimated that a federal bureaucracy of  more than 150,000 new employees will be required to administer B3200.  That is an unacceptable expansion of a government that is already too intrusive in our lives.  If we are going to hire 150,000 new employees, let's put them to work protecting our borders, fighting the massive drug problem and putting more law enforcement/firefighters out there.

"NOW, here comes the good stuff:
JUDGE KITHIL continued:  "Other problems I have with this bill include:

** Page 50/section 152:  The bill will provide insurance to all non-U.S. residents, even if they are here illegally.**

Page 58 and 59:  The government will have real-time access to an  individual's bank account and will have the authority to make electronic fund transfers from those accounts.**

Page 65/section 164:  The plan will be subsidized (by the government) for all union members, union retirees and for community organizations (such as  the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now - ACORN).

** Page 203/line 14-15:  The tax imposed under this section will not be treated as a tax.  (How could anybody in their right mind come up with that?)

** Page 241 and 253:  Doctors will all be paid the same regardless of specialty, and the government will set all doctors' fees.

** Page 272. section 1145: Cancer hospital will ration care according to the patient's age.

** Page 317 and 321: The government will impose a prohibition on hospital expansion;  however, communities may petition for an exception.

** Page 425, line 4-12: The government mandates advance-care planning consultations.  Those on Social Security will be required to attend an "end-of-life planning" seminar every five years.

** Page 429,  line 13-25:  The government will specify which doctors can write an end-of-life order.

HAD ENOUGH????  Judge Kithil then goes on:"Finally, it is specifically stated this bill will not apply to members of Congress.  Members of Congress are already exempt from the Social Security system and have a well-funded private plan that covers their retirement needs. 

If they were on our Social Security plan, I believe they would find a very quick 'fix' to make the plan financially sound for the future."

Honorable David Kithil
Marble Falls , Texas

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

What The HELL is up With This Woman!?

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem

I know this is a little "late" as the holidays have come and gone...but after receiving this in e-mail this morning I couldn't help but share it with you! Enjoy! -SAS

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,

Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."

She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.